Battle of the Titans….E-bay Dave Vs The China Man

Tiling – Rockefella shady is a tiling supremo. DC’s keeping his hand in but more of a kitchen fitter these days. 1 point to the china man.

E-Bay – Slims got this down, every component of the Xizang I flogged him has been sold on the bay. Oh dear slim, DC isn’t E-Bay Dave for nothing. A master of the Bay, 46 (?) saddles and a length of Goodrich hose later and DC fights back by virtue of the golden hour. 1 point all.

Catch Phrases – DC’s “gendarmes”, “s****** the dog/p********** the canine”, “schekles” vs Slims “woooh smaccas”, “that’s pimp my ride that is” and “baaaaargain”. Too close to call – dead heat.
The Ladies – DC and Sarah have no chance against the master of Chinese lovvin, Slim. Or should Friday nights epic conquest go unmentioned….? China man in the lead.

Nicknames – Slim Shady/The China Man/Pecker Legs/Ping Pong vs E-bay Dave or more recently Road Rage Dave. Close but Slims in his element and building a lead.

Racing – 14th…in Experts. Oh dear Slim. So far this year the big mans secured wictories in the Midlands Series and Mallory, plus a small matter of 3rd Elite @ NPS 1. DC’s fighting back.
Pimp my Ride – This is close. DC’s pimped VW with cooker, fridge, heater, swivel front seats, carpeted & upholstered, lowered, “MTB” plated motor vs the real Slim Shadies epic red Trans Am. Close…. But DC sneaks it by virtue of the VW badge that lights up.
They’re now neck and neck.

Bikes – DC’s fleet of custom tuned Scotts, shoal of Kinesis x-bikes, plus many more vs Slims Trek 9.8, OCLV road iron, Santa Cruz, GT and im sure theres another. Its gonna be close… …but DC loses it in the move and Slim secures a beautiful wictory by pulling out his trump card Trek 9.9 on the way this week. Perhaps not as tricked as the Scotts, but the Trek is just totally safe.

A cheeky move, but Ping Pong edges it in the finale.